by the time she put on her wig, flipped her yellow skirt inside out, checked her make-up, and sprayed down her pits, the criminals had gotten away with it. But, BAM, POW, KABOOM! she looked good, pointy teets and all.
new coworker s, who is more sarcastic than i am. bonus points for being from an exotic land (read not Texas)
people/things i loathe
rat bastard who stole my Obama for President yard sign after ONLY ONE DAY. May you rot in hell!
library patron who asked me if i wanted to "take it outside" when I said her punk daughter couldn't yell at library coworkers. I can see it now: "librarian arrested after fisticuffs with hillbilly over dollar fine"
coworker s who claims she qualified for every job except "brain surgery"
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by the time she put on her wig, flipped her yellow skirt inside out, checked her make-up, and sprayed down her pits, the criminals had gotten away with it. But, BAM, POW, KABOOM! she looked good, pointy teets and all.
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